I’ve been writing about it for two months. Last night was the moment of truth. Here’s the video of my “Celebrity Skate” perofrmance for Ice Theatre of New York.

Normally I enjoy New York Rangers coach John Tortorella’s gruff but unfiltered post-game comments. But last night’s question and answer session was just silly.

This had escaped my attention until now. Swiss Chalet, the Canadian quick-service chicken restaurant, produces a cable channel that similar to the televised Yule Log. It is all rotisserie chicken, all day. There are no cooking shows or celebrity chefs—just chickens roasting, day in, day out.

I’m very excited by the fact that I have a New Yorker caricature cartoon drawn in my likeness. It’s in the May 21st issue, in an article about my recurring role as…myself in several films, including the new “Avengers.”

How many megapixels does your camera have? Electro-L, a Russian weather satellite, was able to snap a very impressive photo of the Earth in one single shot. This massive 121 megapixel image is one of the rare instances we get to see an original picture of our planet. Most of the views we see are stitched together from several pictures.VIDEO

This morning on Live! with Kelly, my rival for Kelly’s attention delivered a big punch to his fellow co-host candidates. This, on short notice, is my response.

Upon learning of the death of Vidal Sassoon I’ve had this jingle in my head all morning. It’s a classic.

Reading about celebrated children’s author Maurice Sendak in virtually every paper this morning reminded me of this interview he did with Stephen Colbert back in January. Colbert starts out by saying “Anyone who knows me know that I don’t like children, or books, or children’s books…” Then Sendak comes on…and basically agrees. WATCH THE VIDEO

I’m starting to get nervous. The “Celebrity Skate 2012” challenge is just over a week away and I’ve got a lot of work to do.  Apparently, memorizing a figure skating routine is not something I’m particularly adept at.