Robber Gets Stuck in Window
Friday, 11 December 2009 | by Pat's Picks
I have to quote the entire lead of this story from the Seattle Times - because it is priceless: “Although it may not be completely accurate to call Douglas Elliott Lloyd the Winnie the Pooh of suspected burglars, this much is clear: He got stuck in a window while breaking into a building Wednesday, and police had to pull him out before they hauled him off.”