Postal Worker Arrested for Delivering Mail Naked

Wednesday, 15 December 2010 | by Pat's Picks

The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel says a postal worker was arrested earlier this month for delivering a very different kind of package. “Mailman Dave” told police his decision to deliver the mail naked was meant only to cheer up a favorite customer. The 52-year-old told authorities “he took off his clothes, laid them next to the doorway and knocked on the door” of the law firm where his 21-year-old customer worked. He said he’d mentioned delivering the mail nude to the woman before he actually did it and said he’d interpreted her response as a dare. Needless to say, she didn’t sign for any packages.

Guess what SNL skit this reminded me of? Warning, it’s the NSFW version: