Nude Intruder Found Under Bed

Tuesday, 28 September 2010 | by Pat's Picks

How’s this for an eye-catching headline: “Police Release Sketch of Nude Intruder.”  The sketch is, fortunately, only a head shot. The Orange County Register says the man was found “completely nude under a bed” in a stranger’s house.  After the homeowner heard some rustling under his bed, the man gave up his hiding spot, apologized repeatedly, said he was on drugs and fled the scene by foot. Got to wonder what was going through his head.