3rd Annual Rules for Thanksgiving Touch Football

Monday, 25 November 2013 | by Pat's Picks

The Wall Street Journal’s Jason Gay is back with his third edition of Thanksgiving Touch Football Rules. Some of my favorites are Rule No. 9, “Every year, someone at the touch football game says, ‘Wow, it would be great next year if we printed up cool uniforms for everyone.’ And every year, they forget to do it.” And Rule No. 22, “Technically there’s no such thing as ‘offsides’ in Thanksgiving touch football. It’s called an ‘old people’s head start.’”

SOURCE: Wall Street Journal