In the event I decide to retire to Hawaii, maybe they’ll hire me.  My Canadian colleague Janice Johnston, who’s on the big island right now, sent me this photo, writing that she “couldn’t help but think of you when we saw this charming ukulele store!”

Pat’s Papers reader Meredith says, over the years, she’s gotten used to having her name misspelled—Meridith, Meredeth, Maredith, none of those faze her anymore. But when a barista re-named her after a metal band, well, she just had to send us a picture.

Of the Super Bowl ads I’ve seen so far, this is my favorite. Labatt, which distributes Budweiser in Canada, delivered a very pleasant surprise to a group of guys playing a recreational hockey game.

Most of you know me as Pat Kiernan, NY1 anchor. But little did you know I have another career: cordless drill fanatic. Actually, you would know that if you’ve invited me to your wedding in the last decade—it’s my go-to gift, whether it’s made an appearance on the registry or not.

We got an email from Hilary this morning, after she made a pit stop to get some coffee. She writes: “I stopped into a Starbucks en route to DC and despite giving and spelling my name (h-i-l-a-r-y), they called out and spelled Hairly.” Our advice? Don’t take it personally.

The hilarious “Sh** News Yorkers Say” video is at well over two million views now, and all of them have witnessed creator Eliot Glazer’s apparent fascination with Pat. So it seemed appropriate to deliver a response video.

I’m getting ready to host another TrivWorks event at the Bell House, this time in celebration of my adopted city. “We Love NYC: A Pop Culture Trivia Night Celebrating the World’s Greatest City” will take place next week, on Wednesday, January 25th, starting at 7:30.  This week I sat down for a couple of interviews to talk about why it is I love New York so much, among other topics.

It seems as if all you have to do these days to make a video go viral is put Sh** Blank Blank Say in its title. This week we’ve already seen Sh** Nobody Says, and Sh** Yogis Say. Now, I’d like to present Sh** New Yorkers Say. Let me mention I would have enjoyed this video even if it didn’t mention me by name three times.

If you enjoyed the VIDEO we put up a couple days ago detailing the…stuff no one says, you’ll probably enjoy this one that Lululemon has just published, Sh#$ Yogis Say.  Seems kind of edgy for a company to make fun of its core buyer but I guess a viral video is a viral video. Among the gems: I’m concerned about your aura. I’ve got total yoga hair. I’ve got a blockage I’m working on.