Few Details on Mysterious Toilet Flushed Out

A mysterious toilet dropped in the middle of the street outside a courthouse caused quite a stink yesterday says the Baltimore Sun. Worried that it contained a bomb, police were called in to investigate the porcelain toilet, which was “festooned with newspaper clippings, an electronic transmitter and a cell phone.” The investigation was called off after authorities decided the incident was a prank. The Sun says a local businessman, the owner of “Shorty’s Underground Pit Beef Shack,” boasted about placing the toilet on his Facebook page. He declined to give a specific reason as to why, only writing cryptically the following: “Left my Toilet at the Baltimore County Courthouse. Also left a kite of Knowledge. Secrets will not Block Justice.” Okay.


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